I realised this morning that this Friday is when the dinosaurs return to Earth on their spaceships, holding up signs like “Psyched!” and “Thought you’d never see us again didn’t you?”
While it might not mean the complete destruction of our world, and I’ve already been spared due to my general awesomeness that has spanned across the universe to earn me a reprieve from the horrifying death some of you are about to experience, it does mean that we’ll be saying goodbye to a good portion of you out there.
There’s been a rumour floating around that if you are a follower of my blog, either on WordPress or Facebook, you too, will be spared.
Tell your friends and family!
Unless of course, you really don’t want them to live.
In that case, I’ve decided to list my five all time favourite shoes that I own for this week.
Yes, I’m starting it on Tuesday.
I figure if you’re going to perish on Friday, not finding out what my number one shoe is will just make it that much more horrific for you.
I’ll miss you.
NUMBER 5!
Shoes – Greyhound
