I’m assuming there’s no official dress code.
It does make me wonder though.
I have watched plenty of disaster and apocalypse movies, and inevitably (and understandably) there’s always looting going on amidst all the anarchy.
Yet in all this looting, nobody seems to target clothing shops or designer shoe shops.
For some strange reason, people in these types of movies prefer to run around in a post apocalyptic world in tattered clothing, or outfits that conjure images from Mad Max 3.
Sure, I know it would be difficult outrunning a zombie horde in 7″ Louboutins, but seriously people, if you’re going to survive the zombie apocalypse, do it with style, damnit!
The big day is fast arriving for us all, Occasional Reader.
21st December 2012.
That’s the date when an invisible planet is going to zig when it should have zagged and crash into our little blue marble, wiping out a billion or so of us in one go.
Or are the dead going to re-animate with a serious case of the munchies?
Whichever it is, if I’m one of the lucky ones to survive, I’ll be hitting Westfield Sydney (or what’s left of it) when the smoke clears, and I’ll be re-stocking my wardrobe.
I also happen to own a very snazzy pair of Zew’s for such an occasion.
Oh. That’s Zombie Escaping Wingtips for those of you who didn’t know.
Shoes – Ted Baker
